Cycling Wars: McQuaid takes control
by Pete Geyer, cyclingfans.com

Anne Gripper (UCI anti-doping manager), left, Hein Verbruggen (former UCI president), rear,
and Pat McQuaid (UCI president), right.

Greg LeMond (3-time Tour champion), front, Patrice Clerc (ASO president), rear, and
Christian Prudhomme (Director, Tour de France), right.

Darth ASO cuts off Pat McQuaid's left arm.

Darth ASO cuts McQuaid and the UCI ProTour to pieces.  ProTour creator Verbruggen leaves the UCI to McQuaid.

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